Muffin dog

You have a very nice lemon.

I want it... I need it... I can't have it.. D:

2 am edit time!
Even though I didn't get any sangria, I went out with a friend and we had this.
The second round was this.
And the main topic of the evening was this.
The motto of my life.

There were some really weird converzations. After getting drunk enough, we started playing make-believe, using the glasses to imitate a prostitute and a john.
John: Lady... You have a very nice... LEMON!
Beside that, she was really curvy and had dem hips. People call her the fluorescent whore.
I should really get some sleep.