Muffin dog

Oh dear lord it moves o__O

Celebrated saint Patric's day a tad too early, even if it wasn't my intention. Have a good one.

Friday!

Just a quick resume of my current state(s) of mind. It was mainly rocking out to the bad boys of Boston (poor Steven Tyler, I shouldn't sing duets with anyone, especially him) Besides that, I've also been singing along like an idiot with Voltaire's silly death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs. :Đ

And it's so easy when you're evil :Đ

Detox'd?

This meme was born from an old Serbian movie! This is pretty much the only moment in my life that I'm proud because I'm from Serbia. Ok, I'll shut up now.

Did have

Wants to have

Laku noć, dame i gospodo. Eto, i ova predstava je završena. Nadam se da ste uživali u njoj. Bilo je zadovoljstvo glupirati se za vas sve ove godine. Nadam se da ćemo se ponovo sresti u nekom drugom gradu, na nekoj drugoj predstavi, u nekom drugom cirkusu...

Don't ask. That's kinda how I feel right now.

I'm rather impressed what people type into Google search and how they manage to find this page. I mean just look at this:

starving artist - 6
home is wherever i'm with you - 5
skeleton hand heart - 4
creepy poetry - 3
gelender u kafiću - 2
laugh until we think we'll die barefoot on a summer night - 2
oleander draw - 2
white oleander movie boy - 2
srtzu - 2 (this is from today o.o)
alison lohman 2002 long hair - 1
derplol - 1
patrick fugit w/ long hair - 1
oh hai wb - 1
muffin pills - 1

Whoever searched for muffin pills is a genius. Also writing random lyrics seemingly gives some traffic.

As for my acute bronchitis, it's slightly better. I feel perfectly fine until I start coughing, which is about 3-4 times daily. Then I have this dyspnea attack and it's horrible. What bothers me most is the boredom. I can't go out, but have to stay here instead. I spend my time reading books and listening to only Loquat, Metallica, and epic trailer music (Groove addicts, Two steps from Hell, Audiomachine, Source in Synch and so on...) and reading books. A weird musical combo, right?

I read Horhe Molist's Ring, and it's a written so horribly that it's amazing. This man should never try to write erotic scenes from a woman's perspective. The main characters is a bitch that is apparently irresistible and she knows it. She's a total slut too, as the novel begins with her receiving the titular engagement ring, and on the 50th page she already has two lovers besides her fiancee. She hates being compared to Ally McBeal, and her FIRST TRUE SPANISH LOVE (i feel my IQ dropping while I'm writing this) has finished 4 universities and became a bohemian and utterly failed at life.
Page 80-ish reveals that pretty much 90% of the cast is gay and that her godfather and his wife (also the parents of her Spanish lover) were both gay and had a fake marriage and a son just in order to be accepted in society, but meanwhile they secretly held orgies with their lovers.

I... don't know if I'll manage to finish the book. x3 It's so horrible it's brilliant, so I think I will. I paused that for a bit and moved on to revising Nietzsche's Zarathustra - the fourth book this morning. Beside that I somehow managed to dig up Euripides' Alcestis online and read it a few days ago. I like tragedies that have happy endings because one of the characters beats the shit out of the Reaper c:

Besides that, finished the first book of Sandman. Neil Gaiman is a genius! Morpheus and Death are both very interesting characters. Morpheus may be a bit too angsty, but Death's easy-going nature is there to balance things out. I'm looking forward to reading the rest.

So yeah, I read a lot when bored.

You have a very nice lemon.

I want it... I need it... I can't have it.. D:

2 am edit time!
Even though I didn't get any sangria, I went out with a friend and we had this.
The second round was this.
And the main topic of the evening was this.
The motto of my life.

There were some really weird converzations. After getting drunk enough, we started playing make-believe, using the glasses to imitate a prostitute and a john.
John: Lady... You have a very nice... LEMON!
Beside that, she was really curvy and had dem hips. People call her the fluorescent whore.
I should really get some sleep.

vEsElE PiLuLE

While being healthy for quite a while, but had to finish taking all of my medication anyway. OH DEAR GOD WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF?

Me drunk. Will edit later when sober. Derp.
Some of the things came back. We were drinking on a rooftop (it has a fence, we can't fall down, don't worry) and it was a night of... comedic sociopathy o_O I remember airplanes that tried to bomb us, a lack of this little precious tool and some reaaaaaly weird conversations, but unfortunately I can recall just a few.
- THE EDGE IS COMING CLOSER!
- NOOOOO!!!

Well, yeah x3 But everything's still very fuzzy.